nothing says true love...

[Irish George]

...like making the wife share half the driving to North Carolina.

Cheap flights in abundance can get you there in two hours but not nearly as romantic as hurtling down I-95 and searching for a La Quinta Inn. Also saves you from sweating like Moses Malone in the fourth quarter because you are afraid to fly. Not selfish at all.

Proud of you, KG!!!

[Riccardo]

There's a KG joke for every occasion!

[Irish George]

I just pissed my pants!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Sect 236]

He's waiting for her to retire so he can make her drive. She worked hard and earned rest and relaxation and what does KG do? Make her drive.

[RSE]

[Kelly Green]

MAKE Her Drive?

She'll be LETTING me drive -- we're taking her car because it has more storage space and gets better mileage!

[D Leff]

I'm sure it's less comfortable, but at least you'll be saving some cash on a few mpgs.

[Overbrook]

More storage space? Where............

She'll be LETTING me drive -- we're taking her car because it has more storage space and gets better mileage!

the front seat?

[Kelly Green]

It's An SUV

The seats fold down and there's a ton of room for bags, and whatever we want to take. It also gets about 31 miles per gallon.

[Kelly Green]

Exactly

And her Tuscon is WAY more comfy than my Malibu.

[RSE]

Ton is not a measure of volume.

[Overbrook]

GOD.....YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE!!!!!

The seats fold down and there's a ton of room for bags, and whatever we want to take. It also gets about 31 miles per gallon.

God bless ya.

[Riccardo]

[Kelly Green]

You Asked Where

I told you...and may He watch over you as well.

[Cheesesteak]

Then there's this

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someo...d-and-land-475