You people will enjoy phillies' home games

[Ellsworth]

Had to double check and make sure it wasn't an Onion tweet:

@USATODAY: .@Phillies are bringing the party! The team will start serving hard liquor at home games this season: http://t.co/qyp21YwyyL

[Ground_Meat]

Had to double check and make sure it wasn't an Onion tweet:

@USATODAY: .@Phillies are bringing the party! The team will start serving hard liquor at home games this season: http://t.co/qyp21YwyyL

I don't think they had a choice. How else are people going to make it through the season?

[Drama Queen]

How do you think they'll distribute the booze? Predetermined shots? Otherwise, bartenders will be giving away stiff drinks for tips. Or customers may complain about getting weak drinks. Beer is easier to manage.

[Ellsworth]

Funnels. This is Philly, not Clearwater.

Bitch

[2Far]

What do you mean "you people"?

[Drama Queen]

What do you mean "This is Philly"?

You go to pig pickin's on the weekends for crying out loud.

[Ellsworth]

Had some killer BBQ, hush puppies, and banana pudding recently. Killer!

#groupongangsta

[Shoeless]

They needed to find a way to make home games bearable.

[Riccardo]

Hopeless