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  • #1

    Confidential to all Jews

    Happy Passover.

    Got 11 beans laying around?

    Go here ... Eagles backup Mark Sanchez is included in the price (scroll down in the link).

    At $11,000 a head, this is the poshest Passover in the world
    http://nypost.com/2015/04/02/at-11000-a-head-this-is-the-poshest-passover-in-the-world/
    Esther Lerer has a lot to do this week. She’s planning to test out a flight simulator that mimics combat air travel, propel herself on a jet pack and even visit a trampoline park. It’s a full itine…
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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  • #2
    Pretty disgusting.....and embarrassing.

    Anyway, happy Passover to you. Please pass the gifilte fish and horseradish.
    Last edited by Overbrook; 04-03-2015, 03:49 PM.
    "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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    • #3
      Not a Jew but...

      ...I have been hanging with literally thousands of Chosen People over the last year or so.

      Without a doubt one of the most satisfying, rewarding and happiest experiences of my life. MAZEL TOV!

      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
      May 7, 2010




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      • #4
        you haven't converted yet?

        Thought sure you'd be Jewish George by now!
        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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        • #5
          that would kill my opening line I use at every event...

          "Show of hands...how many other Irish Catholics are with us today?"

          There actually have been a few. But it always gets a big laugh.
          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
          May 7, 2010




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          • #6
            I just got back from Lakewood

            had a dentist Appt there,,,mann the place was a mess same strip mall as the shoprite,,,happy passover to all! enjoy your slanted glass of wine!
            OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
            "BFTR"

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            • #7
              Georgie didn't need to.

              He earned an honorarium


              "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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              • #8
                thanks. was thinking of you when I saw this

                your suggested book project has just been done.

                Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                May 7, 2010




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                • #9
                  you could open with

                  "Show of hands...how many other Irish Catholic transgender lesbians converted to Judaism are with us today?"
                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #10
                    bwah

                    ...who run slower than most geezers walk?
                    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                    May 7, 2010




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                    • #11
                      Yeah

                      Originally posted by Irish George View Post
                      "Show of hands...how many other Irish Catholics are with us today?"

                      There actually have been a few. But it always gets a big laugh.
                      I was definitely an outlier raising my hand.

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