I envision him valiantly directing his crew against all competition, sitting at the bow to make sure the stern of the scull is always pointed UP! Always exhorting his crew of men to "Stroke, stroke, STROKE!"
Unfortunately he does this in Michigan because he hates the city of Philadelphia and the Schuylkill river. Photo evidence below:
Unfortunately he does this in Michigan because he hates the city of Philadelphia and the Schuylkill river. Photo evidence below: