Phillies look legit

[Ellsworth]

Holy shit that's some AAA quality talent. At best.

[phillyeagles36]

They won't get a run the whole year

[Ground_Meat]

Holy shit that's some AAA quality talent. At best.

Glad they kept Cole. Good move, RAJ.

[Ellsworth]

Watching them get shut out, at home, on opening day, in front of a sold out crowd, by Clay fucking Bucholtz really makes you want to bet the under 68 win total.

[Overbrook]

What, like your fucking loser Cubs?

At least you can take a leak at the Bank.

[Ellsworth]

You can take a leak in your depends when you try to blow out 68 candles, batch!

The cubs are stocked mother FUCKA!!!

[Overbrook]

Keep dreamin' Possum Boy

They're the fucking CUBS!

[Ellsworth]

#1 farm system in MILB, home boy.

FUCKA goat.

This year they'll be decent. Starting next: check yo self!

[Overbrook]

So they been saying for over 100 years!

There's a reason it's called the Second City.

[slag]

Seriously, KG's position on when basebore starts notwithstanding, they may be the worst team in the majors.

[The Duck]

Seriously, KG's position on when basebore starts notwithstanding, they may be the worst team in the majors.

My memory of rosters goes back to the late 70s. I can't remember seeing a worse opening day lineup.

Amaro's so much worse than a bad GM. The man is a plane crash. Into an orphanage.

[IronEagle]

My memory of rosters goes back to the late 70s. I can't remember seeing a worse opening day lineup.

Amaro's so much worse than a bad GM. The man is a plane crash. Into an orphanage.

This team is 1972 Phillies bad. The only difference is then we had Super Steve Carlton.

[IronEagle]

There's a reason it's called the Second City.

Pretty bad when you have go gravedance over a team as bad as the Phillies.

[Overbrook]

What can I say? I'm a fan.

always gave been, always wil be.

I ain't taking any shit from some possum eating, hillbilly Cubs fan.

Shit, I've lived through worse (but this sure is pretty bad).