English to Kelly Greenish translator

[Two Gap Penetrator]

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[IronEagle]

McRib shouldst be a regular item!
Do thoust any idea how popular the McRib is?

The hist'ry channel had showeth on the hist'ry of barbecuing o'er the centuries. A mickey d's rep said that in areas whence thither aren't that many franchises, people sayeth they driveth 50 'r 60 miles just to buyeth McRibs!

Maybe it's because they don't offereth it all the timeth, but then again haply it's because it's a changeth from burg'rs and chicken. God blesseth the McRrib!

[IronEagle]

if thou decideth to nurse, i volunteer to holdeth the bombard }(!!

[Riccardo]

That's what I've been using

Finish this limerick:

Thither once was a fulsome man from philly
who couldst not yea see his po'r willy

[IronEagle]

Ain't nothin' gonna to breaketh mine stride
Nobody's gonna sloweth me down, oh-no
I got to keepeth on movin'
Ain't nothin' gonna breaketh mine stride
Im running and I won't toucheth ground
Oh-no, I got to keepeth on movin'

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

I think I bit my tongue off!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

If ev'r i wouldst leaveth you..................

it wouldn't be in summ'r. seeing thou in summ'r i nev'r wouldst goeth. your hair streak'd with sun-light,
your lips r'd as flame,
your faceth witha lustre
that puts gold to shame!

but if i'd ev'r leaveth thou,
it couldn't be in autumn. how i'd leaveth in autumn i nev'r will knoweth. i've seen how thou sparkle
when fall nips the air. i knoweth thou in autumn
and i wilt be thither. and couldst i leaveth thou
running merrily through the snoweth?
'r on a wintry evening
when thou catcheth the fireth's gloweth?

if ev'r i wouldst leaveth thou,
how couldst it be in spring-time?
knowing how in springeth i'm bewitch'd by thou so?
oh, nay! not in spring-time!
summer, winter 'r fall!
no, nev'r couldst i leaveth thou at all!

[Drama Queen]

Which reminds me of a hath led Zeppelin song I'd like to sing...

"Babe, lest I Gonna leaveth You"

Babe, baby, baby, lest I Gonna leaveth thee.
I hath said baby, thee knoweth lest I gonna leaveth thee.
I'll leaveth thee in the summertime,
leaveth thee at which hour the summer cometh a-rollin'
leaveth thee at which hour the summer cometh along.

Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe,
Baby, baby, I wanna leaveth thee.
I ain't jokin' mistress, I got to ramble.
Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I believin',
We very much got to ramble.
I can heareth t callin' me the way t hath used to doth,
I can heareth t callin' me back home!

[BirdBrawn]

Here's one of my favorites

agents of the law
luckless pedestrian
i knoweth thou're out thither
with rage in thy eyes and thy megaphones
saying all is forgiven
mad dog surrender
how can i answereth
a maneth of mine mind can doeth anything
chorus:
i'm a bookkeeper's son
i don't wanteth to shooteth nay one
well i cross'd mine corky maneth backeth in oregon
don't taketh me alive
got a case of dynamite
i couldst holdeth out hither all night
yes i cross'd mine corky maneth backeth in oregon
don't taketh me alive

can thou heareth the evil crowd
the lies and the laughter
i heareth mine inside
the mechaniz'd humeth of another ordinary
where nay travelling lamp is shining
no r'd lighteth flashing
here in this darkness
i knoweth what i've done
i knoweth all betimes who i am

[Phoward12]

Bite my thumb, thou ign'rant wad of snail slime.

[Phoward12]

it wouldn't be in summ'r. seeing thou in summ'r i nev'r wouldst goeth. your hair streak'd with sun-light,
your lips r'd as flame,
your faceth witha lustre
that puts gold to shame!...

I pulled up the YouTube clip and read along, and it was glorious.

[Kelly Green]

Truer Words Were Never Spoken No Matter How You Say Them!

The suits at McCorporate are slashing items and changing the way they make things all in an effort to bring people back to the Golden Arches in droves and boost sales -- and all they had to do was make the McRib a permanent part of the menu.

What FOOLS these mortals be!!

[Maniac]

The suits at McCorporate are slashing items and changing the way they make things all in an effort to bring people back to the Golden Arches in droves and boost sales -- and all they had to do was make the McRib a permanent part of the menu.

What FOOLS these mortals be!!

Nicely played, Puck.