Nothing gets your day started quite

[RSE]

Like going down to the basement at 2:15 AM to inspect the odd noise coming from down there and discovering your hot water heater has sprung a geyser.

[IronEagle]

Like going down to the basement at 2:15 AM to inspect the odd noise coming from down there and discovering your hot water heater has sprung a geyser.

Odd coincidence... just yesterday I was watching the episode of "The Sopranos" where Tony's hot water heater springs a leak.

[Dim Bulb]

That's when you pretend to be sleeping

Like going down to the basement at 2:15 AM to inspect the odd noise coming from down there and discovering your hot water heater has sprung a geyser.

and let the wife take care of it. Sort of the same principle when the smoke alarm battery goes out in the middle of the night.