Just met a lifeguard from St. Louis on the beach

[slag]

in Hilton Head.

Said he was fed up with Bradford because he couldn't stay on the field but that when he was healthy he was great.

I asked him to clarify ... do you mean good?

He said no ... great.

[KenfromCanada]

That's great and all, but did she have big tits?? No wait it was a male lifeguard, fuck it who cares.

[Riccardo]

great news!

I just got some excellent investment advice from a bum that lives under a bridge in New brunswick - can't wait to utilize it!

[slag]

He asked me to give him my impressions of Nick Foles ... so go sniff a bridge bum's ass.

[Riccardo]

Lighten up francis

Playing any golf or still out of commission?

[slag]

Ok Francis (I figured you'd know I was fucking with you for fucking with me).

Ortho told me to try nine and see how it holds up ... probably go out later this afternoon.

[Riccardo]

Good luck

We gotta get down there soon. It's one of our possible retirement places so need to check it out

[Two Gap Penetrator]

How come slizz never said this?

F*ckin' slizz. What does he know anyway?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahaha!

Hey dude: I saw the New Providence police hassling some drifter pushing a shopping cart yesterday. The guy was pissed waving his arms about being detained.

[slag]

Basically he did.