Tebow, Al Sharpton, Pat Robertson, Pope Francis

[Irish George]

Who wins in a WWE-style Royal Rumble???

[McCarthy12]

Here's how I see it:

-Sharpton never shows up once he realizes the winnings would be taxable income.
-Robertson goes out first and blames the gays.
-Francis lays hands on Tebow and tells him he can now throw a football accurately and Tebow leaves voluntarily.
-Francis wins (obviously)

[TerpEagle]

Apparently Pope Francis.

http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/2015/04/22/eagles-schedule-had-to-accommodate-the-pope/

The NFL machine bends to his will.

[Irish George]

bwah!!!

...only to see Al's followers have blocked the street in front of Fortress NovaCare.