Bruce Jenner is a Republican

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahaha! Did you see that? Diane Sawyer asked him if he would sit down with John Boehner to discuss transgender issues. Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Like THAT'S gonna happen! Lock it!

[CCPete]

Boehner spray tans himself every morning. If they get together, they will be discussing hem lines.

[Riccardo]

And if I recall I made him a sweet deal. My bike for his helmet straight up. That thing was a rocket. A little squirrelly on the corners, and when you got on it straight away...