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That guy is funny.
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$10 says he woke up on his office floor in same clothes he had on last night REEKING of Johnny Walker Blew and toupee halfway off the top of his head.
Cigarette burns in his rug
Somebody stuck a pipe in the boar's mouth that's hanging up behind his desk.
Hookers passed out everywhere, one probably OD'd on the Chris Farley cocktail.Last edited by Ellsworth; 05-01-2015, 11:22 AM. -
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Shirt on backwards
Reeks of urine
Multiple "fuck you Jimmy Johnson" drunk texts500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Grabs first rocks glass he can see through bloodshot eyes. Proceeds to slam the remaining liquid and realizes he also injested a cigarette butt.
Stumbles over to bathroom to throw up, only makes it halfway before doing so. Shellfish everywhere.
Berates staff for not having decency to move remaining bookers to stretch limo and Delousing office before his wife showed up.
Texts Steven asking if they're on the clock yet and if any SUMBITCHES called asking for comments on first round pick since he blacked outComment
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