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  • Brutal draft for the Eagles

    Of all NFC East teams, Eagles have had the worst draft by a mile.

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    SUSP

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    • #3
      Originally posted by PSU View Post
      Of all NFC East teams, Eagles have had the worst draft by a mile.
      That's blatant horseshit. Genuine shit attempt at trolling. Go home.
      Last edited by tokingmadd; 05-02-2015, 12:47 PM.

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        "You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish." - Kelly Green


        Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by PSU View Post
          Of all NFC East teams, Eagles have had the worst draft by a mile.
          You sir, are a bag full of douche.

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            So I'm sitting in the locker room and I'm taping up my knee, and Larry's undressing a couple lockers down from me. And he's kinda, he's kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin' about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And my friends, they just laughed and cheered me on.


            And afterwards, when I'm sitting in Vernon's office, all I could think about was Larry's father and Larry having to go home and explain what happened to him. And the humiliation - the fucking humiliation he must have felt. It must have been unreal. I mean, how... how do you apologize for something like that? There's no way. It's all because of me and my old man. God, I fucking hate him. He's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore.


            Andrew! You've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family! Your intensity is for shit! Win! Win! Win!' You son of a bitch. You know, sometimes I wish my knee would give. And I wouldn't be able to wrestle anymore. And he could forget all about me.
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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