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Cranshaw and Canary easily outperform Cantaloupe and Honeydew. Easily.
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are. -
While I respect your point (and hers)
You have to bear in mind Dimmy's Theory of Freak-in-the-bedness.
First undeniable principle: Good on the dance floor, good in bed.
Second undeniable principle: A woman with big melons is not good in bed. She has let her yabahoes do all the work for her consistently through her life, and thinks once she is in bed she doesn't need to do much else. Women with medium to small breasts feel that they have more to prove and are therefore freakier. But don't err on the side of too much smallness, for those women are basically like inferiority complex ridden beaten dogs and significantly underperform on the freakiness scale because they are jus to m-fing jumpy.
This is peer reviewed science. Don't argue with me.DB
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I agree with these principles. But nobody gives a better effort in bed than a fat chick. They have a lot to prove. And they make a mean sandwich afterwards.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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... and your mom's hoagie is a great example.Comment
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HAHA batch!500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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So fat she uses pillowcases as socks.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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