What are you all doing for Mothers Day?

[Christian_Cat]

I'll start.

Me and my family just finished up Sunday service at Church. Now me and my brothers are taking my mom out to Outback Steakhouse.

[Overbrook]

You're a regular Diamond Jim Brady, aintcha?

I'll start.

Me and my family just finished up Sunday service at Church. Now me and my brothers are taking my mom out to Outback Steakhouse.

Don't forget to steal some flowers from someone's yard on the way to pick up mom.

[Dim Bulb]

I locked my 85 year old mother

I'll start.

Me and my family just finished up Sunday service at Church. Now me and my brothers are taking my mom out to Outback Steakhouse.

In a dark closet with a rabid porcupine. My money's on the old lady.

[Christian_Cat]

Don't forget to steal some flowers from someone's yard on the way to pick up mom.

Thanks for the reminder. We need to go pick up some flowers for mom.

[phillyeagles36]

hahha who is doing this

[phillyeagles36]

I'll start.

Me and my family just finished up Sunday service at Church. Now me and my brothers are taking my mom out to Outback Steakhouse.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/017...g?v=1377739464

[Phoward12]

hahha who is doing this

I'm laughing in spite of myself. This is great. I can't wait to figure out what happens next in Mayberry.

[Diggle]

Long dicking your mom

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

I just saw this now! Who IS this person?

[Susquehanna Birder]

I went drinking and to a concert because my mom is dead. Thanks for the reminder, asshole.