They Call Him "The Deflator"

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because he's overweight and trying to shed some pounds...

That's an actual excuse the Patriots are trying to use.

Whether deflating the balls gave Brady a competitive advantage or not, the Pats should lose 5 more first round picks just for that totally fake bullshit excuse.

[CCPete]

It's too bad Brady wasn't accused of ADDING air to the balls. They would have called his lackey the Felator.

[Riccardo]

that turrible joke doesn't even make sense