Whenever I eat a bowl of synthetic pesticides with my yougart

[Drama Queen]

I'm going to bedazzle people with the mycotoxin mold defense!

Thanks Riccardo!

[Dim Bulb]

Eek!

I'm going to bedazzle people with the mycotoxin mold defense!

Thanks Riccardo!

Mycotoxins! We have nothing to fear but mycotoxins themselves.



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[Drama Queen]

Hahaha!

I imagine constructing the disclaimer wasn't very difficult for you!