Juan Pablo Montoya of Team Penske Wins Indy

[BIG JAY]

It's not for everyone, that's for sure.

[BIG JAY]

You just keep that sock ready, get some chicken wings, park your ass on your recliner and watch Ruben's magic at work there fella.

[Overbrook]

So just because I'm an eleventh grade drop out.......

You just keep that sock ready, get some chicken wings, park your ass on your recliner and watch Ruben's magic at work there fella.

I'll never be smart enough to watch guys making a left turn for 3-4 hours?

Well gollllleeeeee, maybe I should consider getting my GED so I can be smart like you!

Yeah......that's the ticket. Get my GED so I too can be a brain dead redneck asshole drinking cheap beer and rootin' for Billy Bob Johnson making that exciting left turn for hours.

Ps, let me know if you need a new slide rule. I really don't use mine much anymore.

[Overbrook]

Right. Just the über intelligent sports fans.

It's not for everyone, that's for sure.

666

[Kelly Green]

So, Does That Mean...

...you cook all your food over an open fire instead of letting the machine called a stove or a microwave do the work for you?

You walked to Florida and swam to your vacation spot because you don't want machines called airplanes to do the work for you?

You..........

[BIG JAY]

Has nothing to do w/ the amount of education you have...I had no idea nor do I give a fuck how smart you are. The fact that you have built-up hostility towards racing fans (for some strange reason) tells me all I need to know about you. If you don't like it, it's no good. Are you a basketball fan?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I was talking about sports

You are talking about cooking and leisure travel.

Once again, we have the Kelly Green new math at work.

[Kelly Green]

Math?

There ain't been no math in ANY of these posts -- you're just doing this to confuse an old man!

[Kelly Green]

Here's My Biggest Objection To Road Courses

No matter where you sit, you're there for hours and once every four or five minutes the cars go flying by -- and then you sit for another four or five minutes and the cars go flying by, etc.

You might as well watch it at home or catch the highlights on ESPN!

[PackWest]

People who bash racing are generally closed-minded and fairly ignorant.

Everybody funny, now you funny too

[Eagle In Ohio]

F1

Shits all over Indy and NASCAR

[AthensEagle]

Those exciting 2-lap lead 1st place finishes. Suspense at its worst.

[Eagle In Ohio]

Ok, i'll rephrase

Those exciting 2-lap lead 1st place finishes. Suspense at its worst.

I like F1 because I think road courses are much better and take more skill. Gotta be on your toes at a place like Monaco. However, I will agree that the disparity between a team like Mercedes or Ferrari, and a team like Force India or Marussia, does not equal a ton of suspense.