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  • Confidential to Kelly Green

    Chicken Fries are back at Burger King!
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010





  • #2
    I'm Still In Mourning

    The day McDonalds starting using a different oil or a different system or whatever it was that ruined their formerly FANTASTIC french fries ranks right up there with all the great tragedies of the world.

    They all taste the same -- dull, average, boring.
    "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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    • #3
      No lard

      Then they got sneaky and put lard in the mash.
      Probably finally got rid of it all together.
      Your mouth says, FUCK.
      Your heart says, thank you.
      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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      • #4
        Lard?

        Bear grease, walrus blubber, whale oil -- I don't care WHAT they used -- BRING IT BACK! I had McDonalds french fries maybe once a month -- I THINK MY SYSTEM CAN TOLERATE IT!
        "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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