Of course the dude in front of me

[Dim Bulb]

Immediately reclines his seat so that I can check his hair for lice.

Shouldn't have started that thread.

[slag]

Time to pull the tray and ask the stewardess for a couple of spoons to play Wipeout with.

[Dim Bulb]

Perfect!

Time to pull the tray and ask the stewardess for a couple of spoons to play Wipeout with.

But I have no musical ability. Maybe I'll put the earphones on and sing like Eddie Murphy in The Golden Child.

[slag]

I think that was Beverly Hills Cop, but I get the idea.

Roll up the In Flight mag and sing off tune Roxanne directly into his ear.

[Overbrook]

For God's sake, just stand up already and be a MAN!

Smack the guy (girl?) over the head and let him (her) know that he (she) "better put his seat back where it belongs or you are gong to fuck him (her) up"

Go ahead, make us all proud.

[Dim Bulb]

It was both

I think that was Beverly Hills Cop, but I get the idea.

Roll up the In Flight mag and sing off tune Roxanne directly into his ear.

He does the same thing next to Tia Carrera with a Nepalese song.

[Dim Bulb]

I'm too passive aggressive for that

Smack the guy (girl?) over the head and let him (her) know that he (she) "better put his seat back where it belongs or you are gong to fuck him (her) up"

Go ahead, make us all proud.

The worst I'll do when we land in Chicago is to mumble something about being considerate. But I'm afraid he's got a gun and might take me down so I'll keep my yap shut.