Am I a bad uncle?

[RSE]

I told my nephew, who is leaving today with his parents, my daughter and my ex for London and then Paris, that in England people don't greet each other with "Hello", instead they say "Faversham."

[RSE]

He's also my godson which means I will never stop randomly grabbing him by the shoulders and shouting "YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! That's what you can do!" in his face.

[Dim Bulb]

What did he do

He's also my godson which means I will never stop randomly grabbing him by the shoulders and shouting "YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! That's what you can do!" in his face.

to make you treat him so disrespectfully?

[RSE]

He's a good boy, bright but not as bright as he thinks he is. He's got that self-assured just-finished-freshman-year-of-college way of thinking he now knows the answers to all the world's problems.

[Dim Bulb]

He's a good boy, bright but not as bright as he thinks he is. He's got that self-assured just-finished-freshman-year-of-college way of thinking he now knows the answers to all the world's problems.

What do you think, this the Army where you shoot 'em a mile away? No, you gotta get up close like this - badda-bing! - you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.

[RSE]

I have a sentimental weakness for my children, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.

[Dim Bulb]

bwhaahaha! My favorite!

I have a sentimental weakness for my children, as you can see. They talk when they should listen.

Maybe a tossup between that one and:

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[Loki]

Johnny Knoxville's next movie

[Irish George]

Nope

Somebody had to say it (c).