You know, there are a lot of drunken pyros in the parking lot at Eagles night games.

[IronEagle]

Setting off fireworks and sh*t in close proximity to people.

I'm surprised somebody hasn't gotten seriously hurt there. In fact I bet some people have been but we just haven't heard about it.

[Drama Queen]

Maybe some good will come out of this. Sadly, two NFL players losing fingers in the same year may bring some awareness.

[Susquehanna Birder]

My wife once met somebody whose husband was decapitated by a wayward firework. The post game displays always made her nervous as hell.