FSU running back punches woman, Bills coach punches kid

[McCarthy12]

Hardy, etc. etc. etc. ESPN front page reads like a police blotter. What the hell is going on anymore?

[Dim Bulb]

Two words

Hardy, etc. etc. etc. ESPN front page reads like a police blotter. What the hell is going on anymore?

"Criminal defense bar." Oh wait, that's three. But you get my point.

The thing I absolutely love about the Bills coach story is how he used gang threats against the kid. "You tell the police I'll kill your whole family." Sweet. Wonder if he got that from the Wire or from Breaking Bad.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I'd love to punch someone

I need that.

[Dim Bulb]

Why just punch?

I need that.

When you can do a Lawrence Phillips trifecta? Punch, grab her by the hair and bang her head repeatedly against the mailbox then throw her down the stairs.

I sort of have a point. This stuff has been going on forever but you can't even sneeze or complain about another poster's grammar without getting jumped on by social media.

I intentionally used two prepositions in a row in that last sentence to draw the ire of KG.

[Loki]

Itching to coach soccer again, hmm?