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  • Golf announcers are retards. Joe Buck would be great.

    Fucking Andy North says that the one green on the course is cut at a lower height than the others due to the wind affecting it. He is a fucking retard, that doesn't happen. The drivel that comes out of golf announcers mouths is brutal. Its like listening to Joe Buck call a 4 day Cowboys game.
    Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

    Robin Williams

  • #2
    Joe Buck actually did announce golf a few weeks ago when the tournament was on fox

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KenfromCanada View Post
      Fucking Andy North says that the one green on the course is cut at a lower height than the others due to the wind affecting it. He is a fucking retard, that doesn't happen. The drivel that comes out of golf announcers mouths is brutal. Its like listening to Joe Buck call a 4 day Cowboys game.
      Take it back! Mike Tiricio is a mack
      I'm not the hill you want to die on

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      • #4
        Tirico is good, I like him. Andy North is a know nothing has-been boob though.
        Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

        Robin Williams

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        • #5
          One green actually was cut lower you dope:

          "He cited the trouble that Louis Oosthuizen had at the par-4 13th on the re-start, “a 3-foot putt being a 1-foot putt then an 8-foot putt without him having hit it,” Poulter said. The 13th green had been cut before the restart, but other greens had not, and Poulter grimaced. That was unsettling, he said."

          http://golfweek.com/news/2015/jul/18...d-delay-rules/

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Trotterforprez View Post
            One green actually was cut lower you dope:

            "He cited the trouble that Louis Oosthuizen had at the par-4 13th on the re-start, “a 3-foot putt being a 1-foot putt then an 8-foot putt without him having hit it,” Poulter said. The 13th green had been cut before the restart, but other greens had not, and Poulter grimaced. That was unsettling, he said."

            http://golfweek.com/news/2015/jul/18...d-delay-rules/
            A green being "re cut" and "cut at a lower height" which was what Andy North said are two different things asshat. That also was during the wind delay. Not at all what I was referring to as Andy North's comment was made on Sun am.
            Last edited by KenfromCanada; 07-21-2015, 05:55 AM.
            Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

            Robin Williams

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            • #7
              Joe Buck fucking blows, be careful what you wish for, ay

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              • #8
                What exactly did North say?

                Not paraphrased ... exactly.

                He may have been referring to what Trotter noted and simply didn't speak as clearly as you'd like.
                Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                • #9
                  He literally said that the green is cut at a different height of cut due to the fact is was near the water. I took note of this comment due to the fact myself and my parents have owned a golf course for 30 years and I have been the superintendent for over 20 of them. This type of thing doesn't happen unless there is something like damage on the green and try to grow the damaged area in that has been seeded. The comment by North was that this was done to make the speeds the same. Part of the challenge of the Old Course is that all the greens arent the same speed due to the type of grass, and the fact that they are grown in "parent material" as opposed to USGA spec greens that most greens are built on. Most golf announcers make uneducated comments on golf course maintenence that are wrong. They should stick to describing the swing and golfers mindsets.
                  Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

                  Robin Williams

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                  • #10
                    Dar Es Salaam Gymkhana Golf Club? Sweet.

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                    • #11
                      With all due respect, how do you know they didn't do it?

                      Is it physically impossible for St. Andrews to have done what he stated?

                      Do you know the greenskeeper at St. Andrews?
                      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by slag View Post
                        With all due respect, how do you know they didn't do it?

                        Is it physically impossible for St. Andrews to have done what he stated?

                        Do you know the greenskeeper at St. Andrews?
                        I don't know him and I guarantee that neither does Andy North. But it is my opinion that it is highly unlikely that they cut one green at a different height, not impossible, but very unlikely.
                        Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

                        Robin Williams

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                        • #13
                          I'll take your word that it's unlikely they cut it that way ... but I'm finding it hard to believe that a two-time US Open winner and current ESPN golf commentator couldn't have a conversation with the greenskeeper at St. Andrews.
                          Last edited by slag; 07-21-2015, 02:28 PM.
                          Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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