Bwah! Any of you have those Sanford & Son......

[Two Gap Penetrator]

....scrappers come around on garbage eve? Love those guys! F'in sh*t piled up sky high on their dogsh*t broken down pickup! I put a hammock stand out there last night and that sh*t disappeared within MINUTES! Now be a man and admit you've picked trash. One of my greatest picks was a HOT TUB! The neighbor put it out at the curb and I picked it up with my boat trailer! (no wise cracks about residual SPLOOGE)

[slag]

I haven't picked through any but about 2 weeks ago I put a piece of shit 10-year old computer that I took the hard drive out of and smashed and it was gone by the time I got upstairs and looked out the window.

Hmmm ... I wonder if KG was in the area?

[Susquehanna Birder]

They cruise my hood all the damned time. Must be good eatin'.

And I will admit that quite a few years ago, I picked up a brass(like) queen headboard that a neighbor took took the curb when they were moving. It adorns the bed in my guest bedroom.

[Irish George]

FUK dat shit

....scrappers come around on garbage eve? Love those guys! F'in sh*t piled up sky high on their dogsh*t broken down pickup! I put a hammock stand out there last night and that sh*t disappeared within MINUTES! Now be a man and admit you've picked trash. One of my greatest picks was a HOT TUB! The neighbor put it out at the curb and I picked it up with my boat trailer! (no wise cracks about residual SPLOOGE)

or late to the splooge party splooge reference anyway. That jumped the shark days back.

Never pick trash at all...but I have found coins and folding money around trash piles while running for decades now.

[Loki]

my best ever

Burl Ives vinyl box set.
Have a holly jolly Christmas you prick