the beach tag problem

[Irish George]

the beach should be free.

[Susquehanna Birder]

As should parking.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

As should women

You see one you want, you should just be able to mount it right there. No flowers, no dinner, nothin'.

[AthensEagle]

Love those experienced beach tag dodgers. They can spot the beach tag checker at a 1/4 mile.

"c'mon, beach tag checkers, everyone in the water"

[Susquehanna Birder]

And if you're busy when you see one, you should be able to just put down a traffic cone so that you can return to it later.

[Dim Bulb]

Like HOV toll evaders

Love those experienced beach tag dodgers. They can spot the beach tag checker at a 1/4 mile.

"c'mon, beach tag checkers, everyone in the water"

If you know where the sensors are that scan your EZ pass you can just cruise into the regular lanes then move back. A crime? Or fiscal sanity? Are you a good citizen or should you be deported for dodging the beach tag police of the EZ Pass scanner?

[Irish George]

That would be me

Love those experienced beach tag dodgers. They can spot the beach tag checker at a 1/4 mile.

"c'mon, beach tag checkers, everyone in the water"

Only purchase beach tags for my guests