Tony Romo can bite my crank ... but

[Overbrook]

Sure, but......

...and co-inventor on 2 US patents, co-author of 10 technical publications in the field of plasma physics. I think I can follow the "complex" storyline of a television crime drama.

Have you had lunch with the Queen?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Hahaha! That's a good one......

...TO POOP ON!!

[BigSlizz]

And at the end of a long, hard day of thinking, you just want to relax with some TV that was made for middle-aged women. We get it.

[D Leff]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I don't watch every episode, Lurch

But every once in a while I sit down and watch it with my daughter. I admit that. BFD

[Two Gap Penetrator]

And WTF are YOU talking about?

You play with dolls and have a cat condo.

[Riccardo]

And believe it or not, I actually laughed when I saw that Sheli commercial

Where he's a bad comedian. Haven't seen the rhomo one yet

[BigSlizz]

Hey, man. We're talking about you here.

Edited to add: They're not dolls, they're action figures.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

If lovin' this is wrong...

..I don't wanna be right!

[D Leff]

My wife watches it, that chick that was on this last season was smokin.

[smg]

He and Eli are getting all the commercials now but by the end of this season, Tim Tebow will need a personal assistant to keep up with his schedule. This is the year. EAGLES SB 50.

Not sure why Eli is getting a commercial, missed the playoffs 3 seasons in a row