Why Your Team Sucks - NFC East

[TerpEagle]

Shameless Deadspin plug but they're great as usual. NY and DC are up.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-washington-redskins-1719717871

My friend went to high school with Snyder’s daughter and at a silent auction to raise money for the school Danny Boy donated an autographed picture of himself.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-giants-1721065535

[capitaleagle]

Shameless Deadspin plug but they're great as usual. NY and DC are up.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-washington-redskins-1719717871

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...nts-1721065535

Some of my favorites every year. Thanks for the heads up.

[Cheesesteak]

the posts at the end by the Skins fans are priceless...at least they are aware of how much they suck, unlike Cowboy fans.

[TerpEagle]

Meh. Not as good as other years.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274

[capitaleagle]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...les-1725165274

Big disappointment this year. Last year's were hilarious, in my opinion.

[AthensEagle]

Kansas City is the best I've see so far.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-kansas-city-chiefs-1725050368

[TerpEagle]

Dallas Time

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-dallas-cowboys-1727212555

"As for Dallas, it remains our worst major city—a Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse fashioned into an entire metropolis. Dallas is Ebola, unofficial segregation, strip club ribeyes, highway ramps, bank buildings, and asshole country clubs. I’ve been to Dallas three times in the past calendar year and I swear I wish I had been sent to literally any other city instead. Why couldn’t I have gone to Kansas City? That would have been nice. But no, instead I got three trips to the world’s largest construction zone. This town got a good president killed and took a bad president in after he started two goddamn wars. The only good place to eat is at a gas station. There’s a megachurch on every corner and the head of every single one has been convicted of evading taxes. Dallas blows. I hope Jerryworld falls into a sinkhole."

[Cheesesteak]

LOL....

"Darren McFadden is like one of those light cycles from Tron- he can move fairly quickly, but only in straight lines and if anyone touches him, he disintegrates." - Brad

Love the comments at the end. The one from the Australian is good too.

[TerpEagle]

LOL....

"Darren McFadden is like one of those light cycles from Tron- he can move fairly quickly, but only in straight lines and if anyone touches him, he disintegrates." - Brad

Love the comments at the end. The one from the Australian is good too.

Yeah the Australian was the best.

[capitaleagle]

Much, much better. Though in fairness, Dallas gives the writer quite a lot to work with.

[TerpEagle]

Bonus: Cheatriots

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-england-patriots-1728783368

"When confronted with raw evidence of your team’s shitbaggery, you alternate between pathetic gloating, outright paranoia, and Chris Brown-levels of comical defensiveness. Even if there was no air of scandal around this putrid franchise, you would STILL find a way to bitch about your titles anyway. WAHHHHH I WISH WE HAD WON THIS FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL AT FENWAY!"