i know its preseason and this is not a call out but..

[G.W. Cooper]

where the fuck is that idiot THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS ?

[Overbrook]

Same place as ever.......

Living in his mother's basement in Bumfuck Iowa.

[G.W. Cooper]

Living in his mother's basement in Bumfuck Iowa.

damn freeloader

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

where the fuck is that idiot THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS ?

What....do you need help planning your parade route based on your pre-season snaps ?

There is no possible way your fan base could be more pathetic.

[Overbrook]

I've got your parade route

What....do you need help planning your parade route based on your pre-season snaps ?

There is no possible way your fan base could be more pathetic.

Right passed Dealy Plaza.

[Raptor]

Shhhhhhh....

Right passed Dealy Plaza.

You will scare away Coop's pet cockroach, do you have any idea how long it takes to train one to answer when it's called!?

[Kelly Pat]

Gotta give him cred for the parade thing .cowgirl cocksucker!

[G.W. Cooper]

Behold the freeloader himself

[Kelly Pat]

Oh fuk yea gettin OB

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

Behold the freeloader himself

Balls deep in yo mama's ass no less.

But really........ who isn't ?

[G.W. Cooper]

Balls deep in yo mama's ass no less.

But really........ who isn't ?

when the yo mama comebacks appear that's when you lost credibility...or do you have any to begin with?

[Cheesesteak]

What....do you need help planning your parade route based on your pre-season snaps ?

There is no possible way your fan base could be more pathetic.

There is a way. We could be Cowboy fans.

At least we root for a team we live near and grew up following, aren't frontrunners and know what the hell we're talking about. I bet you a hundred bucks you're a Yankmees fan.