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    I wasn't around the bored a couple weeks ago when this happened and I've been meaning to post.

    J.R. Smith and a small entourage/group of friends were hanging out on the OC boardwalk a couple weeks ago (there was also an earlier Flacco sighting again this year on 9th St. beach). Those who know OC know "Curley's Fries" and you better protect yours against our brazen and agressive sea gulls.

    Well, J.R., who was training with a local coach, is sauntering along with a fry hanging out the side of his mouth like a cigarette. This gull swoops down out of nowhere, snatches the fry right out of his mouth and brushes against hs face. Smith jumps back, SCARED SHITLESS and bumps one of his friends, whose hat fell off. Much to spectators' amusement.

    Guess you had to be there.
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
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    Originally posted by Irish George View Post
    I wasn't around the bored a couple weeks ago when this happened and I've been meaning to post.

    J.R. Smith and a small entourage/group of friends were hanging out on the OC boardwalk a couple weeks ago (there was also an earlier Flacco sighting again this year on 9th St. beach). Those who know OC know "Curley's Fries" and you better protect yours against our brazen and agressive sea gulls.

    Well, J.R., who was training with a local coach, is sauntering along with a fry hanging out the side of his mouth like a cigarette. This gull swoops down out of nowhere, snatches the fry right out of his mouth and brushes against hs face. Smith jumps back, SCARED SHITLESS and bumps one of his friends, whose hat fell off. Much to spectators' amusement.

    Guess you had to be there.
    Sounds like pigeons in Manhattan. I hate those f*cking things.

    I wonder why there are few seagulls in Manhattan. It's pretty much surrounded by sea.

    But I never encounter any seagulls in my area. Only thing I can think of is maybe they prefer large flat landscapes like la playa and the parking lot next to the Linc to wind tunnels of high rise buildings. KELLY GREEN!
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    • #3
      Both places need...

      Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
      Sounds like pigeons in Manhattan. I hate those f*cking things.

      I wonder why there are few seagulls in Manhattan. It's pretty much surrounded by sea.

      But I never encounter any seagulls in my area. Only thing I can think of is maybe they prefer large flat landscapes like la playa and the parking lot next to the Linc to wind tunnels of high rise buildings. KELLY GREEN!
      ...a few more raptors around to keep those flying rats inline.
      "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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      • #4
        Was'nt some guy fined for killing a seagull there a couple days ago? I believe it was attacking his daughter.

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        • #5
          We get shithawks landing and hanging out on our 9th green right by the clubhouse this time of year. Ill come up at 6:00 am and theres 50 of the bastards on it shitting and picking at the green. The Ol' Man shot one a few weeks back out of frustration and left it on the green for 2 days. They circled the green for two days not landing. They haven't been back.
          Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

          Robin Williams

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          • #6
            I was playing golf at a course near the ocean once

            and bought a sandwich in a plastic box at the halfway house between the 9th and 10th holes.

            I left the box, snapped shut, in my golf cart, and went to hit my tee shot on 10.

            Then turned toward the cart just in time to watch a huge fucking seagull take the box in his beak and fly away with it.
            Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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            • #7
              Hahaha

              This is why you need to carry a shotgun in your bag
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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              • #8
                Around 30 years ago I was walking on the AC boardwalk and I heard this frantic squawking coming from the beach. A seagull had it's leg stuck in a clam which refused to loosen it's grip while the tide was rolling in and theatening to drown the SOB. I loved it as gulls have become so damn brazen over the years.

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