When are we going to get the official finger count for JPPaw?

[Loki]

I can imagine a thumb not being a finger in Florida

since those inbreds near the Alabama/Georgia borders have issues with too much webbing between their pointing finger and thumb and count the two of them as just one finger

[Whoneedsaring]

yea

but he has more rings than our eagulls

[Drama Queen]

Yeah.

Heard last night he reported to the team and the medical staff gets to count digits, etc.

[Irish George]

has he even resurfaced?

I dont follow the Ginas on a daily basis, but the last I heard he was still AWOL.

[Drama Queen]

... and remember the thumb is not a finger and should be counted separately.