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  • How is any team in the NFC East going to stop Gronk aka Mongo?

    I'm ready to pencil in a loss because the dude is just too damm big and athletic.

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    Of course Smegma is talking about how big a dude is.

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    • #3
      NHOH
      "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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      • #4
        smgeigh
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by smg View Post
          I'm ready to pencil in a loss because the dude is just too damm big and athletic.
          Fuck it. Better put them down for 19-0 and save the rest of us the trouble, right?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sect 236 View Post
            Of course Smegma is talking about how big a dude is.

            That's a Big dude and will be hard to stop

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            • #7
              How is anything short of circumcision going to stop Smegma?

              Disgusting

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              • #8
                Originally posted by smg View Post
                I'm ready to pencil in a loss because the dude is just too damm big and athletic.
                Gotta get to Tom.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ground_Meat View Post
                  Gotta get to Tom.
                  HOW? That's the obvious solution but how do you?

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                  • #10
                    Sucks
                    Many
                    Guys

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by smg View Post
                      HOW? That's the obvious solution but how do you?
                      I agree. This is an important question.

                      Well, we could take an opinion poll of all of the stock brokers, lawyers, writers and teachers who post on this board, compile an analysis of the general consensus, and attempt to find a channel to submit this amalgamated opinion piece to the Eagles brass.

                      ...or we could just wait and hope that Chip and Billy Davis are actually good at doing what they are well paid to do for a living.

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                      • #12
                        Are you being purposely obtuse?

                        Originally posted by smg View Post
                        HOW? That's the obvious solution but how do you?
                        Well, you start by taking the first step from your mother's routine and buy him a drink. Then, you go to your father's playbook and rub his cock under the table. After that, you do what your sister does--bend over, grab your ankles and say "This Bud's for you!".
                        Since you think it's so obvious, it's best that you go with your family's business.
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                        • #13
                          smeg-gay-ma
                          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                            smeg-gay-ma
                            Now you going too far

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                            • #15
                              Ah, so you like to suck cock, well good for you!
                              On Trumps handicap

                              “If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wrote

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