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David Molk is the author known as Johnny Anonymous who wrote NFL Confidential. Only wants to collect half a million per year to not play. Hates it when he actually has to enter a game.
This is your Philadelphia Eagles. Or at least one of them. He describes Kelly's locker room during the 2014 season if anyone is still interested.
JOHNNY ANONYMOUS is a four-year offensive lineman for the NFL. Under another pseudonym, he’s also a contributor for the comedy powerhouse Funny Or Die.
You can pretty much break NFL players down into three categories.
Twenty percent do it because they’re true believers. They’re smart enough to do something else if they wanted, and the money is nice and all, but really they just love football. They love it, they live it, they believe in it, it’s their creed. They would be nothing without it. Hell, they’d probably pay the League to play if they had to! These guys are obviously psychotic.
Thirty percent of them do it just for the money. So they could do something else—sales, desk jockey, accountant, whatever—but they play football because the money is just so damn good. And it is good.
And last of all, 49.99 percent play football because, frankly, it’s the only thing they know how to do. Even if they wanted to do something “normal,” they couldn’t. All they’ve ever done in their lives is play football—it was their way out, either of the hood or the deep woods country. They need football. If football didn’t exist, they’d be homeless, in a gang, or maybe in prison.
Then there’s me.
I’m part of my own little weird minority, that final 0.01 percent. We’re such a minority, we don’t even count as a category. We’re the professional football players who flat-out hate professional football.Last edited by The Ref; 01-28-2016, 10:38 AM.
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Originally posted by JuTMSY4 View PostI don't do my job for the love of the game. Why would we expect so many football players to do the same? Most people do their jobs because its the only thing they know.Last edited by The Ref; 01-28-2016, 11:13 AM.
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Bwahaha!
He can't be too motivated playing for the suckjob Eagles.
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Originally posted by The Ref View PostIt's easy to understand working a shitty job for a lot of money. Impossible to understand how someone can do a job for years because that's all they know - other than having a complete lack of self motivation. aka lazy ass.
Originally posted by Riccardo View PostSo sez the clown that has been in the same career his entire life - flipping burgers
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Originally posted by The Ref View PostIt's easy to understand working a shitty job for a lot of money. Impossible to understand how someone can do a job for years because that's all they know - other than having a complete lack of self motivation. aka lazy ass.
And if you think people don't do the same job for years because that's all they know you need to re-investigate the workforce.
For many, that's job security that they can only imagine, let alone the prospect of making enough money to live more than comfortably long after they finish.--
Your Retarded
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