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  • #1

    Dear Dallas :

    Fuck you
    Fuck ya fans
    Fuck ya gay ass QB
    Fuck ya washed up, never was, bitch ass running back
    Fuck ya red haired, overrated, never gonna win a fuckin thing coach
    Fuck ya meddling, plastic face, probably got herpes from one of his skanks, owner
    Fuck ya wife beating, roid raging punk ass DE
    Fuck ya look at me, I'm a coach too, diarrhea of the mouth, out for 8 weeks, broken foot receiver
    Fuck ya old ass stadium that had the stupid fuckin hole in the roof
    Fuck ya new stadium with the gay ass video screen that looks like a giant pile of shit
    Fuck that old ass, fuckin sellout brotha wearing his stupid fuckin cowbitch costume
    Fuck Chris Christie
    Fuck LeBron James
    Fuck Adrian Peterson for saying that he wants to play for your bitch ass franchise
    Fuck your whore ass, skank ass cheerleaders
    Fuck any no balls havin, weak minded fuckboy who grew up in Philly but roots for your cesspool of a franchise
    Fuck ya President assassinations
    Fuck ya Ebola riddled citizens
    Fuck Michael Irvin for getting caught with the whores and the crack
    Fuck nate Newton for getting caught with the weed
    Fuck Josh Brent for killing his teammate
    Fuck Jerry Jones for taking Josh Brent back
    Fuck Emmitt Smith for breaking Payton's record
    Fuck Troy Aikman because he's Troy Aikman
    Fuck Roger Staubach because he hasn't died yet
    Fuck Neil O'Donnell for gift wrapping the '95 Super Bowl for you
    Fuck the Eagles medical staff for helping Michael Irvin when he got injured at the Vet
    Fuck you for still thinking that you're America's team
    fuck my friends that are Cowbitch fans
    and lastly, fuck anyone or anything that has ever had anything to do with your worthless, pitiful, crack riddled franchise.

    FUCK DALLAS !!!
    The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill
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  • #2
    Dear EIO: Why not tell us how you really feel?

    hehehehehehehe, I like this one:


    "Fuck Roger Staubach because he hasn't died yet"
    "It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you."

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    • #3
      YESSS

      Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
      Fuck you
      Fuck ya fans
      Fuck ya gay ass QB
      Fuck ya washed up, never was, bitch ass running back
      Fuck ya red haired, overrated, never gonna win a fuckin thing coach
      Fuck ya meddling, plastic face, probably got herpes from one of his skanks, owner
      Fuck ya wife beating, roid raging punk ass DE
      Fuck ya look at me, I'm a coach too, diarrhea of the mouth, out for 8 weeks, broken foot receiver
      Fuck ya old ass stadium that had the stupid fuckin hole in the roof
      Fuck ya new stadium with the gay ass video screen that looks like a giant pile of shit
      Fuck that old ass, fuckin sellout brotha wearing his stupid fuckin cowbitch costume
      Fuck Chris Christie
      Fuck LeBron James
      Fuck Adrian Peterson for saying that he wants to play for your bitch ass franchise
      Fuck your whore ass, skank ass cheerleaders
      Fuck any no balls havin, weak minded fuckboy who grew up in Philly but roots for your cesspool of a franchise
      Fuck ya President assassinations
      Fuck ya Ebola riddled citizens
      Fuck Michael Irvin for getting caught with the whores and the crack
      Fuck nate Newton for getting caught with the weed
      Fuck Josh Brent for killing his teammate
      Fuck Jerry Jones for taking Josh Brent back
      Fuck Emmitt Smith for breaking Payton's record
      Fuck Troy Aikman because he's Troy Aikman
      Fuck Roger Staubach because he hasn't died yet
      Fuck Neil O'Donnell for gift wrapping the '95 Super Bowl for you
      Fuck the Eagles medical staff for helping Michael Irvin when he got injured at the Vet
      Fuck you for still thinking that you're America's team
      fuck my friends that are Cowbitch fans
      and lastly, fuck anyone or anything that has ever had anything to do with your worthless, pitiful, crack riddled franchise.

      FUCK DALLAS !!!
      THATS what Im talkin about
      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
      May 7, 2010




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      • #4
        HBD EIO

        that made my morning

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        • #5
          Thank you sir, I appreciate that

          Originally posted by T.D-Bag View Post
          that made my morning
          Just doing my part
          The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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          • #6
            You had me at Ebola riddled citizens.
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #7
              Yeah

              Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
              You had me at Ebola riddled citizens.
              Channeling my inner Raekwon the Chef
              The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
                Fuck Josh Brent for killing his teammate
                Fuck Jerry Jones for taking Josh Brent back
                I feel like this is an under-appreciated source of hate.

                Dallas players kill their teammates, and Jerry thinks it's okay!

                Didn't Michael Irvin stab a teammate with scissors?

                Well done.
                Last edited by Dan Drives a Van; 09-16-2015, 07:44 PM.

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                • #9
                  Great Post - Agreed!
                  Particularly appreciated Troy Aikman.

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                  • #10
                    "Fuck ya look at me, I'm a coach too, diarrhea of the mouth, out for 8 weeks, broken foot receiver". Instant classic line.
                    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                    • #11
                      Wooooo
                      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                      • #12
                        "Like a tornado girl !!"


                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhcXH0tSx_M

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                        • #13
                          Wooo!

                          Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
                          Fuck you
                          Fuck ya fans
                          Fuck ya gay ass QB
                          Fuck ya washed up, never was, bitch ass running back
                          Fuck ya red haired, overrated, never gonna win a fuckin thing coach
                          Fuck ya meddling, plastic face, probably got herpes from one of his skanks, owner
                          Fuck ya wife beating, roid raging punk ass DE
                          Fuck ya look at me, I'm a coach too, diarrhea of the mouth, out for 8 weeks, broken foot receiver
                          Fuck ya old ass stadium that had the stupid fuckin hole in the roof
                          Fuck ya new stadium with the gay ass video screen that looks like a giant pile of shit
                          Fuck that old ass, fuckin sellout brotha wearing his stupid fuckin cowbitch costume
                          Fuck Chris Christie
                          Fuck LeBron James
                          Fuck Adrian Peterson for saying that he wants to play for your bitch ass franchise
                          Fuck your whore ass, skank ass cheerleaders
                          Fuck any no balls havin, weak minded fuckboy who grew up in Philly but roots for your cesspool of a franchise
                          Fuck ya President assassinations
                          Fuck ya Ebola riddled citizens
                          Fuck Michael Irvin for getting caught with the whores and the crack
                          Fuck nate Newton for getting caught with the weed
                          Fuck Josh Brent for killing his teammate
                          Fuck Jerry Jones for taking Josh Brent back
                          Fuck Emmitt Smith for breaking Payton's record
                          Fuck Troy Aikman because he's Troy Aikman
                          Fuck Roger Staubach because he hasn't died yet
                          Fuck Neil O'Donnell for gift wrapping the '95 Super Bowl for you
                          Fuck the Eagles medical staff for helping Michael Irvin when he got injured at the Vet
                          Fuck you for still thinking that you're America's team
                          fuck my friends that are Cowbitch fans
                          and lastly, fuck anyone or anything that has ever had anything to do with your worthless, pitiful, crack riddled franchise.

                          FUCK DALLAS !!!
                          Give me the number so I can talk to the Quad and ask them their opinion of Dallas, not Cleveburg!
                          DB

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                          • #14
                            This needs to be a sticky, at least for this week.

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                            • #15
                              "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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