Thank God for this bored

[headknocker]

I don't think I would be able to handle the annual heartbreak of being a fan of this frustrating franchise without the levity I see here daily.

[Raptor]

Drugs and therapy help...

I don't think I would be able to handle the annual heartbreak of being a fan of this frustrating franchise without the levity I see here daily.

.... I really enjoy the padded closet with the tie-behind sweaters, they make me feel all safe and snuggly.

Do you have a closet, if not maybe the nice man who showed me mine will help you too??

Soon, he says they will give me my very own spork so I don't have to lick my jello from the plate.

Do you like dolls?

[headknocker]

Example A.

Thanks again.

[BigSlizz]

If they lose this week, my focus will shift to making sure I win my Fantasy Football leagues.

[Overbrook]

That wasn't meant as levity. That's a day in the life of Raptor.

Example A.

Thanks again.

But don't feel too badly; me manages.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I was going to avoid it, thinking that after seeing previous week, this experience would have it eating itself alive. But I guess it's not too bad. Perhaps people are still in shock, or the depression hasn't turned to anger yet.

[Raptor]

Watch it buddy...

But don't feel too badly; me manages.

...I've earned my spork privileges.