Good times I tell ya

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

So dig this,

DeMarco Murray signed a 5 year, $40,000,000 contract with the Philadelphia Eagles, including a $5,000,000 signing bonus, $21,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $8,000,000. In 2015, Murray will earn a base salary of $1,000,000, a signing bonus of $5,000,000 and a roster bonus of $3,000,000. Murray has a cap hit of $5,000,000 while his dead money value is $18,000,000.

Contract: 5 yr(s) / $40,000,000 Signing Bonus $5,000,000 Average Salary$8,000,000 Guaranteed:$21,000,000 Free Agent:2020 / UFA

Contract: 5 yr(s) / $40,000,000
Signing Bonus $5,000,000
Average Salary $8,000,000
Guaranteed $21,000,000
Free Agent: 2020 / UFA
Year Age Base Salary Signing Bonus Roster Bonus Workout Bonus Cap Hit Dead Cap
2015 Contract details by year 27 $1,000,000 $1,000,000 $3,000,000 - $5,000,000 $18,000,0002015 Post June 1: $14,000,000
2016 Contract details by year 28 $7,000,000 $1,000,000 - - $8,000,000 $13,000,000
2017 Contract details by year 29 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $5,000,000
2018 Contract details by year 30 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $2,000,000
2019 Contract details by year 31 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $1,000,000

Good ol Demarco Murray gettin paaaaiiiiiid bitch.

[Melchior]

So dig this,

DeMarco Murray signed a 5 year, $40,000,000 contract with the Philadelphia Eagles, including a $5,000,000 signing bonus, $21,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $8,000,000. In 2015, Murray will earn a base salary of $1,000,000, a signing bonus of $5,000,000 and a roster bonus of $3,000,000. Murray has a cap hit of $5,000,000 while his dead money value is $18,000,000.

Contract: 5 yr(s) / $40,000,000 Signing Bonus $5,000,000 Average Salary$8,000,000 Guaranteed:$21,000,000 Free Agent:2020 / UFA

Contract: 5 yr(s) / $40,000,000
Signing Bonus $5,000,000
Average Salary $8,000,000
Guaranteed $21,000,000
Free Agent: 2020 / UFA
Year Age Base Salary Signing Bonus Roster Bonus Workout Bonus Cap Hit Dead Cap
2015 Contract details by year 27 $1,000,000 $1,000,000 $3,000,000 - $5,000,000 $18,000,0002015 Post June 1: $14,000,000
2016 Contract details by year 28 $7,000,000 $1,000,000 - - $8,000,000 $13,000,000
2017 Contract details by year 29 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $5,000,000
2018 Contract details by year 30 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $2,000,000
2019 Contract details by year 31 $7,500,000 $1,000,000 $500,000 - $9,000,000 $1,000,000

Good ol Demarco Murray gettin paaaaiiiiiid bitch.

How much do Romo and Dez make?

[royal]

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over Romo's clavicle snapping.

[Dim Bulb]

Pre karmic karma for gravedancing?

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

Yeah....Tony and Dez gettin paid.

When there on the field....they are straight up fucking elite at what they do. Eagles have nothing even close to their talent level. Period.
(rumor is that Romo from the sidelines in a fucking sling called that slant to Williams to our OC)

And what's even more awesome...is that The Cowboys Coaching staff, organization and overall personnel management is about 20 times more competent than the cheesedick fraud eagles. So....we have a much better chance of weathering our key player losses and still being relevant in the division.

Eagles can keep their starting QB...their starting X receiver (actually who the fuck is that ??) and their 40 Mill Demarco Murray...and they most certainly will not be relevant.

Yet again.....the eagirls are an embarrassment to the NFCE

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahaha!

Smells like an inside job to me.

[Melchior]

Yeah....Tony and Dez gettin paid.

When there on the field....they are straight up fucking elite at what they do. Eagles have nothing even close to their talent level. Period.
(rumor is that Romo from the sidelines in a fucking sling called that slant to Williams to our OC)

And what's even more awesome...is that The Cowboys Coaching staff, organization and overall personnel management is about 20 times more competent than the cheesedick fraud eagles. So....we have a much better chance of weathering our key player losses and still being relevant in the division.

Eagles can keep their starting QB...their starting X receiver (actually who the fuck is that ??) and their 40 Mill Demarco Murray...and they most certainly will not be relevant.

Yet again.....the eagirls are an embarrassment to the NFCE

How will you celebrate yet another return to 8-8, where you belong?

[thegodfather]

Yeah....Tony and Dez gettin paid.

When there on the field....they are straight up fucking elite at what they do. Eagles have nothing even close to their talent level. Period.
(rumor is that Romo from the sidelines in a fucking sling called that slant to Williams to our OC)

And what's even more awesome...is that The Cowboys Coaching staff, organization and overall personnel management is about 20 times more competent than the cheesedick fraud eagles. So....we have a much better chance of weathering our key player losses and still being relevant in the division.

Eagles can keep their starting QB...their starting X receiver (actually who the fuck is that ??) and their 40 Mill Demarco Murray...and they most certainly will not be relevant.

Yet again.....the eagirls are an embarrassment to the NFCE

ELITE ? since Homo has been the QB how many playoff games has he won, how many games has he lost trying to get into the playoffs, season numbers are overblown, everyone talks playoffs and Super Bowls and he has none and will never have one.

[fottball+life]

How will you celebrate yet another return to 8-8, where you belong?

Let us all know, when you are 0-3 after this week!

[Dim Bulb]

Just an observation

Let us all know, when you are 0-3 after this week!

No harm intended, but you are not a very good writer either stylistically or in substance.

[fottball+life]

No harm intended, but you are not a very good writer either stylistically or in substance.

I did not know that a paragraph was required to get my point across!

The Eagles will be lucky to win 8 games this year. Bradford is horrible and Murray is on fire, averaging less than a yard a carry. Your defense is putrid, considering all the money that was paid for the shut down twins, Maxwell and Thurmon. Your receivers are average at best and the OL couldn't block to save their life. How is that for substance?

[smg]

ELITE ? since Homo has been the QB how many playoff games has he won, how many games has he lost trying to get into the playoffs, season numbers are overblown, everyone talks playoffs and Super Bowls and he has none and will never have one.

One of his playoffs wins was over the eagles in 2010. Did you forget or are you retarded?

[Dim Bulb]

Listen, no offense intended here.

I did not know that a paragraph was required to get my point across!

The Eagles will be lucky to win 8 games this year. Bradford is horrible and Murray is on fire, averaging less than a yard a carry. Your defense is putrid, considering all the money that was paid for the shut down twins, Maxwell and Thurmon. Your receivers are average at best and the OL couldn't block to save their life. How is that for substance?

Your writing is cringe-worthy, with your mangled syntax and grammar. It's the same hand-to-the-mouth wince I experience when seeing one of those videos where a cat falls off a balcony or something. It's up to you, of course, but you might consider some writing courses. There are some available online if you don't have time to go to a nearby University. I would be happy to supply the links for you.

[fottball+life]

Your writing is cringe-worthy, with your mangled syntax and grammar. It's the same hand-to-the-mouth wince I experience when seeing one of those videos where a cat falls off a balcony or something. It's up to you, of course, but you might consider some writing courses. There are some available online if you don't have time to go to a nearby University. I would be happy to supply the links for you.

Ok..professor, show me where my grammar is off, as well as my syntax!


By the way, the Eagles still suck, no matter how bad you want to change the subject! How is that crow tasting?

[Dim Bulb]

"no matter how bad you want to change"

Ok..professor, show me where my grammar is off, as well as my syntax!


By the way, the Eagles still suck, no matter how bad you want to change the subject! How is that crow tasting?

Please, stop. You're killing me. I'm torn between laughter and empathetic embarrassment. Nobody is denying the Eagles' struggles. Sadly, your struggles are equally as obvious. You really should take me up on my offer. Or, in the alternative, if you haven't yet gone to an accredited university, I'll withdraw my concern for you as there is ample time for you to learn. Good luck.