Good times I tell ya

[fottball+life]

Please, stop. You're killing me. I'm torn between laughter and empathetic embarrassment. Nobody is denying the Eagles' struggles. Sadly, your struggles are equally as obvious. You really should take me up on my offer. Or, in the alternative, if you haven't yet gone to an accredited university, I'll withdraw my concern for you as there is ample time for you to learn. Good luck.

That is what I thought. You have no clue as to what you are talking about. DIM BULB, actually suits you to a tee! idiot!! Can you grasp that idea? LOL

[Dim Bulb]

Dorothy Parker

That is what I thought. You have no clue as to what you are talking about. DIM BULB, actually suits you to a tee! idiot!! Can you grasp that idea? LOL

would have welcomed your brilliant wit at the round table. Truly, I'm only trying to help. The ability to write well sometimes goes unnoticed, but the inability to write even adequately is always a mark of inadequacy to which only the writer is blind. I can help if you'd like me to do so. Seriously, it will help you in life if you take me up on this offer.

[fottball+life]

would have welcomed your brilliant wit at the round table. Truly, I'm only trying to help. The ability to write well sometimes goes unnoticed, but the inability to write even adequately is always a mark of inadequacy to which only the writer is blind. I can help if you'd like me to do so. Seriously, it will help you in life if you take me up on this offer.

I may consider it, if you can tell me where I need your help! Just respond and tell me where my grammar and syntax is off, Professor. Based on what I actually wrote, not your ramblings.

[Dim Bulb]

I did two posts ago

I may consider it, if you can tell me where I need your help! Just respond and tell me where my grammar and syntax is off, Professor. Based on what I actually wrote, not your ramblings.

You appear to have missed it. I am not shocked by that development. However, seriously, I can help you and am willing to do so. There are some really great tutorials on writing available on the internet. You might start by reading a few of Orwell's essays. Here are some places to begin:

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/...nglish/e_polit

If by some chance you have a college degree and you have not yet read this essay, you should consider asking for at least a portion of your money back.

[fottball+life]

You appear to have missed it. I am not shocked by that development. However, seriously, I can help you and am willing to do so. There are some really great tutorials on writing available on the internet. You might start by reading a few of Orwell's essays. Here are some places to begin:

http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/...nglish/e_polit

If by some chance you have a college degree and you have not yet read this essay, you should consider asking for at least a portion of your money back.

If you can not provide me with an actual example, you have no credibility. Just another ass, who thinks they are smarter than the average bear! I really do not need your advice. I have served 24 years in the military, retired and am doing just great! I am set for life, how about you?

[Dim Bulb]

I applaud your service

If you can not provide me with an actual example, you have no credibility. Just another ass, who thinks they are smarter than the average bear! I really do not need your advice. I have served 24 years in the military, retired and am doing just great! I am set for life, how about you?

And appreciate your work in Afghanistan or Iraq. My family has a long line of people who have served in the military, as far back as two uncles in the 101st in Bastogne and a father in what was then called Special Services. I'm sure your battlefield experience has indirectly helped me, and I am in awe of your service and your financial security. Nevertheless, you write poorly. See the quotes above in the "re" for an example. There are many others. I can help you. Please let me help you in the same way you helped me with your service.

[Larry King]

I'm with you Dimmy

And appreciate your work in Afghanistan or Iraq. My family has a long line of people who have served in the military, as far back as two uncles in the 101st in Bastogne and a father in what was then called Special Services. I'm sure your battlefield experience has indirectly helped me, and I am in awe of your service and your financial security. Nevertheless, you write poorly. See the quotes above in the "re" for an example. There are many others. I can help you. Please let me help you in the same way you helped me with your service.

This guy is Cowboy trash, and he doesn't get it. My third wife was the same way. Just not self aware enough to know when she was making a fool out of herself. Good dancer though.

[fottball+life]

And appreciate your work in Afghanistan or Iraq. My family has a long line of people who have served in the military, as far back as two uncles in the 101st in Bastogne and a father in what was then called Special Services. I'm sure your battlefield experience has indirectly helped me, and I am in awe of your service and your financial security. Nevertheless, you write poorly. See the quotes above in the "re" for an example. There are many others. I can help you. Please let me help you in the same way you helped me with your service.

Now u have hurt my feelings!! Just kidding...dumb ass! I don't give a shi% about you and your concern about me and my grammar! Too bad, you never had the balls to serve in the military. But only 7 percent of the population has ever served. By the way, I think u need special services! Good luck with the Jets!! U will need it.

[Dim Bulb]

Graceful surrender on your part

Now u have hurt my feelings!! Just kidding...dumb ass! I don't give a shi% about you and your concern about me and my grammar! Too bad, you never had the balls to serve in the military. But only 7 percent of the population has ever served. By the way, I think u need special services! Good luck with the Jets!! U will need it.

But I'm curious as to why I haven't seen you for the past ten years attempting to troll this board with your substandard writing skills. I'm sure it was because you were deployed on the front lines, in combat the entire time? Or were you instead in some thankless desk job kowtowing to some mindless major, watching his every move for signs of approval or disapproval as if your poor 24 year career depended on it?

Or perhaps it was because you had to wait until the Cowboys were capable of winning a game in the playoffs?

In any event, I am happy to help you in any way that I can, one fellow citizen to another.

[fottball+life]

This guy is Cowboy trash, and he doesn't get it. My third wife was the same way. Just not self aware enough to know when she was making a fool out of herself. Good dancer though.

Just exactly, what am I supposed to get? That your dream team is 0-3 after tomorrow, and my Boys will more than likely be 3-0? I get it. And my 3rd wife is great! Too bad for you. Choose more wisely!

[Brett27]

Just exactly, what am I supposed to get? That your dream team is 0-3 after tomorrow, and my Boys will more than likely be 3-0? I get it. And my 3rd wife is great! Too bad for you. Choose more wisely!

Fartball+wife. Perfect.

[Brett27]

This thread is

And appreciate your work in Afghanistan or Iraq. My family has a long line of people who have served in the military, as far back as two uncles in the 101st in Bastogne and a father in what was then called Special Services. I'm sure your battlefield experience has indirectly helped me, and I am in awe of your service and your financial security. Nevertheless, you write poorly. See the quotes above in the "re" for an example. There are many others. I can help you. Please let me help you in the same way you helped me with your service.

desperately in need of a Riccardo sighting.

[fottball+life]

Fartball+wife. Perfect.

HAHAHAHA!!! How long did it take for u to come up with that witty come back!!

[Greenstealth]

When I retire I'm going to log on to a Dallas Cowboys message board and show everyone there that I struggle forming coherent sentences. I'm going to spell boys with a z at the end. That's what winners do.

[fottball+life]

When I retire I'm going to log on to a Dallas Cowboys message board and show everyone there that I struggle forming coherent sentences. I'm going to spell boys with a z at the end. That's what winners do.

Great! I will see you in 20 years!