Nothing like watching the Yankmees......

[Two Gap Penetrator]

....spray champagne all over the place for barely making the playoffs. If they go to The Series, I will puke my guts up.

[slag]

I'm particularly looking forward to all the media and local fan splooging over how that cheating, lying turd A-roid has redeemed himself.

[McCarthy12]

One of the great benefits of no longer living in the NY market is I hear nothing about the Yanks or Mutts. I had no idea they even made the playoffs. The silence is beautiful.