Chip Kelly has it all wrong

[Dungeon Majesty]

Instead of trying this Sports Science Mumbo Jumbo he should be using Sports Sorcery. Hire a level 9 Sorcerer/Wizard to cast some SportsSpells!

Mess with the opponent's mojo with Maje's Disjunction. Flatten the opposition with Crushing Hand. Fix Sam Bradford once and forever with Iron Body! The possibilities are endless!

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sor...ard_Spell_List

[HEREisAKERS]

He has no power here! The Age of Mortals is long past!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I can't breathe!!!!!!

[McCarthy12]

Now this I can agree with 100%!