There is nothing worse..

[ThreeHeadedMonster]

Then being stuck in traffic while having to take a shit.

[Dim Bulb]

Maybe a zombie apocalypse

Then being stuck in traffic while having to take a shit.

With the fast kind of zombies, the ones like in I Am Legend or World War Z.

[Drama Queen]

...and the closer to your destination the more difficult it is to fight the crowning!

[Kelly Green]

Yes There Is

Being stuck in traffic when you have to take a piss. You can recite the Gettysburg Address 26 times to get your mind off it and it ain't gonna help.

[slag]

The dreaded turtle head.

[jimbo]

Being stuck in traffic when you have to take a piss. You can recite the Gettysburg Address 26 times to get your mind off it and it ain't gonna help.

Invest into the stadium pal : http://www.stadiumpal.com/product/stadium-pal-kit/

[jimbo]

Then being stuck in traffic while having to take a shit.

You need the bumper dumper: http://www.bumperdumper.com/

[Ellsworth]

Than a Cowboys' fan

[Melchior]

Being stuck in traffic when you have to take a piss. You can recite the Gettysburg Address 26 times to get your mind off it and it ain't gonna help.

So you'd rather shit your pants than piss your pants?