Bwahah I just dropped a wicked deuce in the....

[Two Gap Penetrator]

...men's room and someone walked in and immediately walked out!!! Discuss.

[Irish George]

Did you do a fast courtesy flush?

Amazing how the stank hangs on long after the turd is dispashed

[Riccardo]

Bwaa... did it look like Chip?

...men's room and someone walked in and immediately walked out!!! Discuss.

nm

[Irish George]

Bwahahaha

No Shy Colon Syndrome?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I don't like when....

...some icehole parks right next to me with a wide stance. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

No, I let it marinate

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[slag]

Ever take your shirt off?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Only at home

If I'm having a difficult time passing the afterbirth and I start sweating.

[slag]

That's when you grab the towel rack for leverage.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

And then you go from.....

...solid to liquid in a split second and it feels like your spleen just dropped out?

[Raptor]

Or when someone wants to start talking....

...some icehole parks right next to me with a wide stance. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

....it's like WTF....I'm working here, not talking, that is what the outside world is for dumbass.

[Raptor]

Never done that....

That's when you grab the towel rack for leverage.

....except when really sick to keep the room from spinning.

[Loki]

Frightened him with your wide stance in the stall?

[DEERSPINE GUY]

nm

NOT LIKE CHIP. HIS OFFENSE? THAT WOULD BE YUP.

[jimbo]

If there is no autoflush valve ...

... and it's a dry one, you can swap stalls to do a thorough cleanup.

That way your monument to a healthy diet can be displayed for all to see throughout the ages, or at least until someone with strong enough intestinal fortitude can do a toe flush. The whole time wondering, "Who is this sick bastard that didn't wipe?"