Cowboy Trolls

[Dim Bulb]

Have mysteriously vanished. They have no balls, can't post when they don't feel their beer muscles. Accordingly, I give no credence to any of their posts should their favored team somehow win a game. They have no credibility whatsoever.

[G.W. Cooper]

glorious

isn't it? Now if the niners win....

[fottball+life]

isn't it? Now if the niners win....

If the Niner's win, the Cowboys will still be in first, due to division wins.

[Dim Bulb]

You misused the apostrophe

If the Niner's win, the Cowboys will still be in first, due to division wins.

Please. I can help you.

[fottball+life]

Please. I can help you.

Please, I can help you.

[Dim Bulb]

Wrong again, Colonel.

Please, I can help you.

You clearly have never written dialogue. You are embarrassing yourself. You had weeks to come up with one sentence that was grammatically correct and yet you failed. My God, man. Help me help you.

[G.W. Cooper]

Please. I can help you.

She's beyond help

[G.W. Cooper]

fottball+life's reaction after the loss

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z52ymCBGhwU

[fottball+life]

You clearly have never written dialogue. You are embarrassing yourself. You had weeks to come up with one sentence that was grammatically correct and yet you failed. My God, man. Help me help you.

What is your problem with grammar? Were you given an "F" in school at some point for grammar issues? You are a complete waste of time. I try to talk football, and you want to talk about commas, periods, exclamation points, etc. I try to find someone with some small sign of intelligence on this site and have continued to be disappointed. How about you stop acting like an ass, and if you can not provide at least some football knowledge to a conversation, go back to school and sign up to be their grammar Nazi. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Eagle posters.

[Eagle In Ohio]

man, I swear

What is your problem with grammar? Were you given an "F" in school at some point for grammar issues? You are a complete waste of time. I try to talk football, and you want to talk about commas, periods, exclamation points, etc. I try to find someone with some small sign of intelligence on this site and have continued to be disappointed. How about you stop acting like an ass, and if you can not provide at least some football knowledge to a conversation, go back to school and sign up to be their grammar Nazi. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Eagle posters.

I've never seen so many fans of one team spend so much time on the message board of a team that they don't even root for, and then have the nerve to try and bitch about how we do things around here. If you don't like how this place is run, then get the hell out of here and go find a cockroach board somewhere, you lame.

[Dim Bulb]

I think...

What is your problem with grammar? Were you given an "F" in school at some point for grammar issues? You are a complete waste of time. I try to talk football, and you want to talk about commas, periods, exclamation points, etc. I try to find someone with some small sign of intelligence on this site and have continued to be disappointed. How about you stop acting like an ass, and if you can not provide at least some football knowledge to a conversation, go back to school and sign up to be their grammar Nazi. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Eagle posters.

You forgot a question mark at the end of your penultimate sentence. I know you intended it as a rhetorical flourish, but it still requires a question mark.

[Eagle Road]

You forgot a question mark at the end of your penultimate sentence. I know you intended it as a rhetorical flourish, but it still requires a question mark.

Easy Dimmy, you are getting him so frustrated he is going to shoot someone!

[TerpEagle]

What is your problem with grammar? Were you given an "F" in school at some point for grammar issues? You are a complete waste of time. I try to talk football, and you want to talk about commas, periods, exclamation points, etc. I try to find someone with some small sign of intelligence on this site and have continued to be disappointed. How about you stop acting like an ass, and if you can not provide at least some football knowledge to a conversation, go back to school and sign up to be their grammar Nazi. You are an embarrassment to your fellow Eagle posters.

Don't let your disappointment hit you on the way out.

[Brett27]

He's still

You forgot a question mark at the end of your penultimate sentence. I know you intended it as a rhetorical flourish, but it still requires a question mark.

misusing his commas, too.

[Dim Bulb]

Didn't have the heart to mention it.

misusing his commas, too.

Nor was I going to mention his mistaken use of "can not" instead of "cannot." I just don't feel like he could take the stress of additional errors.