I don't understand why Cadillacs ride so stiff these days.... they used to be the smoothest ride on the road, kind of floating over bumps... If you asked me, I'd tell you that this fantasy football thing might be big... I was surprised to read in the paper this morning that I'm not dead yet...
You say "baseball," and I say "boring..." But how about that Alex Rodriguez? Look up "comeback" in the dictionary and... well, you might find the title of a 70s porno film... Speaking of film, my God the Benicio del Toro is the best mumbling actor I've ever seen. If he doesn't win an Oscar for Sicario the only guy happy might be Donald Trump...
Gotta run, have a high colonic this morning...
You say "baseball," and I say "boring..." But how about that Alex Rodriguez? Look up "comeback" in the dictionary and... well, you might find the title of a 70s porno film... Speaking of film, my God the Benicio del Toro is the best mumbling actor I've ever seen. If he doesn't win an Oscar for Sicario the only guy happy might be Donald Trump...
Gotta run, have a high colonic this morning...
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