I took a crap today

[Dim Bulb]

I'll bet it was more fun than going to a Bills game. Having said that, you ever sneeze in the middle of taking a crap? Has to be one of the Top Ten times to avoid sneezing. Things can get complicated.

[broadstreetparade]

When I was a kid rumor was if you were taking a shit with a boner and sneezed your heart would explode and you'd die :C

[Dim Bulb]

That made me laugh

When I was a kid rumor was if you were taking a shit with a boner and sneezed your heart would explode and you'd die :C

That's a hell of a confluence of events...

[KenfromCanada]

How about sneezing before you get to the can, SHART!!!!