Draft Picks

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With the production you get from Zach "Always About To Break Out Without Actually Breaking Out" Ertz, Jordan "I Can't Catch A Cold" Matthews and Eric "Am I A Corner? Am I A Safety? I'm Neither" Rowe maybe it's a good thing they traded their 2nd to StL. At least now theres one less guy we have to watch play like a monkey fucking a coconut.

Also, I don't know if Marcus Mariota is a franchise changing QB, but I do know that Sam Bradford isn't. With their 1st round picks under Chip they've drafted Lane Johnson, who is ok but still gets beaten too much to be considered elite and takes tons of penalties, Mucus Smith who blows and Agholor who the jury is out on, but let's be honest, he'll probably suck.

If you're going to draft like that, what does it matter if Tennessee wanted ten 1st round picks, it's not like you're using them.

[ThreeHeadedMonster]

At least now theres one less guy we have to watch play like a monkey fucking a coconut.

Bwahahahaha!!! I'm going to use this one.

[Hordel]

Sad But True

This is depressing, but sadly true post.

Our first round picks have been brutal lately and it's killing this team. I know you can do this for any team, but how much better are we if we take _______ instead of _______ with our first round picks?

15' - It's early, but a lineman like Laken Tomlinson would be a huge help for this O-Line
14' - Derek Carr, Bradley Roby, Teddy Bridgewater or Kelvin Benjamin over Marcus Smith
13' - Not awful, but if you drop down Fluker, Richardson, Lotulelei or Eric Reid would be nice.
12' - Fletcher Cox, great pick.
11' - Cam Jordan, Jimmy Smith or Muhammad Wilkerson over Danny Watkins
10' - Earl Thomas or Mike Iupati over Brandon Graham.

These are all guys are went pretty close to where we picked.