I'd take the strippers over the butter face hoe vortex

[91EaglesD]

But neither scenario is very good.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I was oddly creeped out by the one who insisted on shaking left hands.

[91EaglesD]

The tatted up one? Having conversations with them made me feel so much better about my life.

We wanted to bring up daddy issues but didn't get the chance