HAPPY YULE LOG IS ON HALLMARK!

[DEERSPINE GUY]

EVERY BIT AS EXCITING AS IGGLES AT THIS POINT.

[Clemson Foreaker]

ha!

They have a train driving through alaska on Destination Discovery. No narration, no soundtrack, just a train riding through snowy pine trees. Not quite as good as the burning log, but close.

Oh and its in real time, 5 hours worth Channel 873

[DEERSPINE GUY]

WAS THAT A MOOSE I SAW TO THE RIGHT?

THAT DOG KEEPS INTERFERING WITH MY CONCENTRATION OF THAT LOG, WHAT THE HELL. THAT DOG COVERS MORE GROUND THEN IGGLES SECONDARY. OHHHH!