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Watch your kids cry right in front of you when they open their Sam Bradford jerseys!
Duck a hurling shipping box from your irate wife when she realizes you just got her a Kiko Alonso breast cancer awareness jersey.
Slap a Eagles dog collar on ole Rex and listen to him whimper in the corner before becoming so despondent he darts into oncoming traffic when you let him out to take his morning dump.
Watch MeMa literally die of a broken heart in front of the entire family this christmas when the gift she opens isn't the annual 8x10 of her precious grandkids but a 2016 dream team calendar (featuring Miles Austin holding his $1 million guaranteed roster check!).
Watch daddy go into private Pyle mode when he unwraps that authentic Byron Maxwell alternate black jersey. $269 is a fraction of the cost that it will take to get his brains removed from the wall by a hazmat team.
Duck a hurling shipping box from your irate wife when she realizes you just got her a Kiko Alonso breast cancer awareness jersey.
Slap a Eagles dog collar on ole Rex and listen to him whimper in the corner before becoming so despondent he darts into oncoming traffic when you let him out to take his morning dump.
Watch MeMa literally die of a broken heart in front of the entire family this christmas when the gift she opens isn't the annual 8x10 of her precious grandkids but a 2016 dream team calendar (featuring Miles Austin holding his $1 million guaranteed roster check!).
Watch daddy go into private Pyle mode when he unwraps that authentic Byron Maxwell alternate black jersey. $269 is a fraction of the cost that it will take to get his brains removed from the wall by a hazmat team.
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