Bwah!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

[Susquehanna Birder]

That's a happy boy right there.

While not quite as obvious as that, I noticed a photo from this year's batch of homecoming pics posted in the Harrisburg paper. The kid is awkwardly happy.

[Ellsworth]

He's afraid to even put his hand on her. Either her dad put the fear of God in him or he didn't pack a change of underwear.

[Susquehanna Birder]

What's even better is that the theme for the homecoming dance was "Around the World in One Night." You just can't make this shit up.

[McCarthy12]

He just received a full scholarship from Rutgers.