Perfect for Two Gaps shy bladder

[CbEagle]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/too-shy-to-pee-in-a-public-bathroom-urine-luck_5660b7abe4b079b2818de98f

[Riccardo]

bwaaa is that a joke?

Looks like something perfect for flashers

[Overbrook]

I thought more like getting a blow job in the middle of a crowd

Looks like something perfect for flashers

Unnoticed.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I'm good when they have those partitions

It's just when there's no partition and there's a line of a$$holes (like you) going "HURRY THE F*CK UP" two seconds after I've walked up to the urinal.

[jimbo]

They look like ...

... the KKK's away uniforms

[CbEagle]

Ha Ha, You would look like zorro all you need is a mask!

[Irish George]

That thing is more embarrasing than shy bladder

Ha Ha, You would look like zorro all you need is a mask!

Imagine that thing on a 90 degree day with high humidity. What is that a Dracula cape?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahaha!

Wooooo!

[Irish George]

What if you miss and pee on the cape?

How many of them did you order? Do you tell people at the urinal is a snugly?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Seriously, I whizz in the sh*tter stall

Those cakes and rubber pads they put in the urinals creates a lot of blow-back that goes all over your pants. Ever see what it does to the painted metal partitions? It looks like someone threw sulfuric acid on there.

[Irish George]

Hahahaha

Be honest you sit down like Jeffy. That's no disgrace

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Stand up

You can tell it's me in there because it sounds like someone filling a swimming pool.

WTF are you talking about? You hover like a b*tch!

[Irish George]

Hahahaha

What's your position on passing gas at the urinal?

How come Slags not in this thread?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I don't do it.

I have too much respect for other human beings to do that. Sh*t, I even flush AS I'M DUMPING to drown out the noise of the fecal matter and gaseous propellant.

[Irish George]

Courtesy flush

Things like that got you a great wife like L and helped raise your kids the right way. Me, I tak the New York Times in there and my daughter says "have fun Dad"