♫ Wangnutz roasting on an open fire ♫

[Overbrook]

Now THAT'S some quality Xmas caroling!

Had some very suspect bros
And if you ever saw them
You would say those pillow biters blow
All of the other Igglephans
Used to laugh and call them names
They never let poor XSV
Peddle his crappy video games
Then one muggy Douchebagnacht
Schnickelgruber came to say
XSV with your asshole tight
Won't you take my schlong tonight
Then how the Wangnutz loved him
As they squirted jizz with glee
XSV the short legged Wangnut
You'll go down on Magyar's pee

Proud of ya! (C)

[Loki]

wangnutian drivel being mouthed by douche bags

and folk dresses up like garden gnomes

[Loki]

bwahahaha

[Loki]

The Island of Misfit Posters

[Loki]

Wooooooo

[Riccardo]

Wow that's gonna be tough to beat

Hilarious!

[RSE]

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our Wangnutz king to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
A large club foot has he
Pa rum pum pum pum
I cried "Be gone with ye!"
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum
bullwinkle died
Pa rum pum pum pum
What a bum.

[RSE]

I agree. That's a winner.

[Riccardo]

O Come All Ye Fag Duels

O come, all ye fag duels,
Tearful and defeated,
O come ye, O come ye to Igglephans.
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Fag Duel!

O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Riccardo the King.

Sing, alleluia,
All ye choirs of dickheads;
O sing, all ye wretched ones of loo-oo-ser ville.
Glory to the King
In the highest glory!

O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
O come, let us adore Him,
Riccardo the King!

[Riccardo]

Hahaha

last line is a killer!

[Loki]

Attica! Attica!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

It's beginning to look a lot like Douchebagnacht....

Everywhere you go
Take a look at the message board
Unreadable once again
With trolls and sh*t-stirrers
And coordinated attacks that blowwwwwww

[Ellsworth]

The 12 days of Chipmas

On the 1st day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 2nd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me a 2nd round pick for Bradford and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 3rd day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 4th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 5th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 6th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 7th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the S-8th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demaro puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 9th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 10th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 11th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothie

On the 12th day of Chipmas Coach Kelly gave to me 12 dropped passes, 11 second possessions, 10 chumps & jagoffs, 9 Pissed off Players, S-8 college run plays, 7 Crushing Losses, 6 Snarky Answers, 5 Golden Wins, 4 Demarco puss slides, 3 and out series, 2nd round pick for Bradford, and a gluten free kiwi smoothieeeeeeeeeee

Merry Christmas from Coach Kelly and all your friends at Pravda!
(Friendly Reminder -- Playoff invoices arrive Christmas Eve and payment is due in full no later than Christmas morning.)

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!

The S-8th day of Chipmas!!!!!!!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

xsv baby

just slip a thick shoe under the tree for me;
Been an awful good girl, xsv baby,
So hurry off of Megan's list tonight

xsv baby, a pop-up tent too, light blue;
I'll wait up for you, dear; xsv baby,
So hurry off of Megan's list tonight.

Think of all the fun inside;
Think of all the lollipops your trench coat hides ;
Next year I could be just as good...
Since I'm still only 10 years old
Bah rum puh pum